haruka: (jackal-whimper)
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Last night, I dreamt I was pregnant. In reality, this would be impossible, because:

A) I'm married to another woman (and yes, in the dream, she was responsible.)

B) I have no uterus.

My wife didn't appear in the dream, but my parents did, and they seemed completely unconcerned by all it while I was freaking out because:

C) I DESPISE CHILDREN!

It was one of those times when you wake up and thank God that it was only a dream. *shudder*
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